December 2011
59 posts
A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be...
laughcentre:
WOODEN TIT
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose student: you mean semen is like sugar? Biology Teacher: yeah basically me: doesn’t taste like.. Biology Teacher: me: student: Biology Teacher: me: student: me: whoops
Me without a phone or computer:
laughingstation:
too accurate.
truth
i still feel like i’m going through the phase of ‘growing up’. it’s true. everyday i look around me and i just start to notice more and more around me. the poignance of things. the meaning of what has been happening. i’ve been growing up. my eyes just keeps opening more and more to the worldly ways of the world. whether it’s a bad thing or not, i’m not...
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
the-vashta-nerada:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
“For a kiss to be really good, you want it to mean something. You want it to be...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via raindropsonredroses)
I want a kiss under the mistletoe this year.
weheartzombies:
romanticidealisms:
Oh wait, I’m single…
^Appropriate GIF
HBFUASINHOAFSUO
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
Wearing new shoes for the first time →
theia:
What I feel like:
What I actually look like:
time.
i haven’t written in so long. i’ve always been tweeting, updating facebook statuses, reblogging all the crap on tumblr, tweeting in private to myself… but i haven’t been blogging properly per se. 140 characters don’t give you much to muse about.
i guess i’m at the point in life where i’m still trying to fit the pieces of the jigsaw puzzle that make up me...
me: mom i wish i was a tree
mom: what
me: i wish i was born a tree
mom: just shut up
me: no one could tell me to shut up if i was a tree
“I really enjoy spending time with you, even if we’re just going to be sitting...”
– (via raindropsonredroses)
